HOW TO USE YOUR HANGOVER HAT:
To chill your Hangover Hat, simply place it the freezer for at least two hours inside a plastic freezer bag. If it’s too cold fresh out the freezer, just let it sit for a bit until you’re ready to place it on your head. Trust us, brain freeze and a hangover is a brutal combo.
Very important! DO NOT submerge in water. Your Hangover Hat does not know how to swim. And also, the lining can get messed up if it gets too wet. If you need to clean off some pizza crumbs, salty tears, or something worse off of it, just wipe with a damp towel. However, when your drunk ass inevitably gets your Hangover Hat wet, simply let it air dry.
Always check the inner lining of your Hangover Hat before wearing, to look for ice crystals or tears. If you find either, do not use your Hangover Hat. You can also check for your missing credit card or a text back from your booty call, but don’t get your hopes up.
Only use as directed. Always freeze in a freezer bag. Apply to dry skin only. Do not apply to infected areas or open wounds without consulting a doctor. Do not put it in the dryer or washing machine. Do not submerge in water. Do not use it if it is wet. Do not ingest. If for any reason you have an allergic reaction, clean the area thoroughly with soap and water and contact your doctor.
Only use as directed, and always freeze in a freezer bag. Wear on dry skin only, and do not apply to infected areas or open wounds (emotional wounds do not apply). Do not put it in the dryer or washing machine. Do not submerge in water, or use it if it is wet. Do not ingest. WE REPEAT, DO NOT INGEST. If for any reason you have an allergic reaction, clean the area thoroughly with soap and water and contact your doctor. And lastly, (because we have to say it), if you are experiencing intense pain or hangover-like symptoms that won’t go away, consult your physician and/or seek medical attention.