What is the hat made of?
A silicone gel that hugs your head and makes the bad thoughts go away.
How long do orders take to process?
Orders are typically processed within 2-4 days.
Where do you ship?
Anywhere in the U.S. and most countries.
Can I get free shipping?
If you order two or more hats in an order, your shipping is free.
Can I get expedited shipping?
You must be down bad…yes we offer expedited shipping.
What’s your return policy?
Email us at firstname.lastname@example.org if you have an issue with your order.
I’m an influencer who would love to work with you guys. How can we work together?
It’s nice to meet another degenerate. Shoot us an email at email@example.com and we’ll see if we can work something out.
Can I customize my own sayings on it?
Email us at firstname.lastname@example.org if you are interested in a custom order.
How do I wash it?/Can I wash it?
You can clean it by wiping with a damp towel, but do not submerge it in water or put it in the washer machine. If you really need to deep clean your Hangover Hat, something went very wrong and you should probably just buy a new one.
How long does it stay cold for?
About 60 glorious minutes. But even once the cold wears off, it still feels good to give your head a hug.
Do I store this in my fridge or freezer?
Up to you. However, the cooling compression will last longer if stored in the freezer.
How long can/should I wear it?
Take as much time as you need, but if you show up to work Monday still wearing it, it may be an issue.
Does it come in multiple sizes?
Nope! If this thing doesn’t fit you, then you got a weird-shaped head (and we can’t help with that).
Does it come in any colors other than black?
Not yet, but black has proven the most effective at blocking out memories from last night
How do you wear it?
You serious? Just put it over your head.
Is it easy to take on and off?
Very easy to put on, hard to take off because it feels so good to wear.
Are there any warnings?
It’s not a goddamn motorcycle.
What if I accidentally broke it?
Oof, sounds like it’s time for a replacement.